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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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