I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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