I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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