i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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