dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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