i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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