sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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