I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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