this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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