I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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