I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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you inspire me to be a worse person
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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