dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
one might say we're banned from that church
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
