that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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