pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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