if i can run in heels then i can drive
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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