Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
