she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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