who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
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This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
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My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
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It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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