Don't you send me to vm
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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