Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
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The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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