I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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