what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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