the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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