I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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