One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Actions speak louder than pants.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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