Plan B is the new Plan A
only if we run a train.
done.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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