If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
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