I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
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After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
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Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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