There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
