summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
No subtext here. People are naked.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Why can't burritos get me drunk
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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