I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
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Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
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If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
My feet surprised me
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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