well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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