I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
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