chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
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Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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