Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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