i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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