how do flat chested girls get laid?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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