i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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