i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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