The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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