how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
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I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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