Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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