i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
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Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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