Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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