my vag is so smooth its legendary
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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