Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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