Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
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I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
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I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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