i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
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Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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