I hope mine doesn't look like that
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
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We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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