i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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