My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
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