He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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