Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
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Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
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You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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