white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
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the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
You were trust falling into bushes
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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