As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
