So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
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I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
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Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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